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WTF. by Asphyxiat0r WTF. by Asphyxiat0r
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WTF.by Asphyxiat0r

deviantART Related / deviantID©2009-2014 Asphyxiat0r
      Got an oldish picture of myself and decided paint over it and make it all fancy~ o:



    Formerly *shad-zee
    Deviant since February 19, 2oo3

    Email :: Road [dot] kill [dot] nine [at] gmail [dot] com
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    Name :: Jordie
    Age :: 19
    Birthday :: August 28
    Sex :: Female
    Gender :: Male
    Sexuality :: Lesbian
    Height :: 5' 3"
    Weight :: 81 lbs
    Eyes :: From gold to brown to grey to green to blue~
    Hair :: Black cherry + aqua blue
    Ethnicity :: American . German . Mongolian . Sioux


    Movies~ ♥ :: 28 Days Later . 28 Weeks Later . 30 Days of Night . 300 . 1408 . Another Gay Movie . Another Gay Sequel . Fight Club . Hard Candy . I am Legend . Ju-On 1/2 . Obsessed . Pan's Labyrinth . Saw series . Silent Hill . Star Trek . The Brave One . The Dark Knight . The Grudge . Trainspotting . Transformers. Valkyrie . X-Men

    Television~♥ :: America's Next Top Model . Dr. G: Medical Examiner . Family Guy . Forensic Files . Ghost Hunters . Impact: Stories of Survival . Invader ZIM . Mystery ER . Project Runway . Queer as Folk . Random shows on GSN . Ripley's Believe it or Not . Solitary 3.0 . Split Ends . Spongebob Squarepants . The Big Gay Sketch Show . The Investigators . The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack . The Simpsons . Total Drama Island

    Music~ ♥ :: AFI . Akira Yamaoka . Angelspit . Annie Lennox . Aqua . ATC . Atreyu . Beatdrop . Beatles . Billy Talent . The Blood Brothers . Blur . Bon Jovie. Britney Spears . Captain Jack . Coheed and Cambria . Dimmu Borgir . DJ Mangoo . Eiffel 65 . Eminem . Epica . Evanescence . Fall Out Boy . Gorillaz . H.I.M . Hollywood Undead . Iron Maiden . Killswitch Engage . Korn . Linkin Park . Marilyn Manson . Mary Elizabeth McGlynn . Megadeth . Metallica . Metro Station . Mindless Self Indulgence . Nancy Sinatra . Nightwish . Nine Inch Nails . O-Zone . Offspring . OPM . Papa Roach . Patrick Wolf . The Pillows . Plan B . Poets of the Fall . Portugal the Man . Puddle of Mudd . Ra Ra Riot . Rammstein . The Rasmus . Rob Zombie . Sanxion7 . Savage Garden . Smashing Pumpkins . Smile.dk . System of a Down . T.A.T.U . That Handsome Devil . Underworld

    Video Games~ ♥ :: American McGee's Alice . Area 51 . Army of Two . Assassin's Creed . Bioshock . Dance Dance Revolution . Fallout 3 . Fatal Frame . Guitar Hero . Haunting Ground . Jak (and Daxter) . Kingdom Hearts II . Left 4 Dead . Mirror's Edge . Paper Mario . Pokemon . Prince of Persia . Ratchet and Clank . Rayman Raving Rabbids . Resident Evil . Resistance: Fall of Man . Rock Band . Silent Hill . Sonic the Hedgehog . Soul Calibur . Super Smash Bros. Brawl . Super Smash Bros. Melee . Vexx . WarioWare: Smooth Moves . Wii Fit

    Characters~ ♥ :: Alex Shepherd . Brian Kinney . Butters . Cartman . Daniella . Duncan . Emmett Honeycutt . Flapjack . Heather Mason . Henry Townshend . Jak . James Sunderland . Justin Taylor . Knuckles . Leon S. Kennedy . Meru . Michael Novotny . Nny . Pikachu . Princess Peach . Pyramid Head . Rose . Rouge . Shadow . Tweek . Walter Sullivan . Xander

    Things~ ♥ :: androgyny . antiques . art . bandannas . barbed wire . bdsm . blood . bondage . bones . bruises . cars . chains . chicken alfredo . chocolate . clocks . creative filming . crowns . cute-ugly animals . dead flowers . dolls . dreads . fashion . fetish . gas masks . glasses . goatees . green tea . guns . guro . hands . homoerotica . homosexuality . hooks . Japanese horror films . kinky shit . life . monsters . morbidities . necks . needles . nurses . old fashion cars . original comics . peacock feathers . pinstripe . pirates . plaid . polka dots . poofy hair . raep . rain . rainbows . ramen . sausage . sewing . sex . stars . stitches . stripes . suits . surgery . tea . tentacles . theater . the lulz . vampires . vanilla frappuccino . zombies

    Random things about me~ ♥ :: I'll admit I can be a little cocky . I can never seem to sit still (which seems to run in my family) . I despise when people laugh at their own jokes that aren't even funny in the first place . I dislike DA's and other newjack's terrible meme misuses to try to look cool ( "So I herd u liek deviantwear?" wtf ) . I drive a totally awesome kickass purple PT Cruiser named GrapeFag c: . The name GrapeFag comes from it being purple (duh) and when I first got it, it over heated and steamed/smoked from under the hood (smokingfaglolol) . I have the mind of a horny boy about 90% of the time . I hate the sound of hands rubbing together . I'm in love with a valedictorian . I'm a bit of an insomniac . I'm obsessive over hair . I'm open minded . I don't know if I'm bisexual or just full out GAY . I'm perverted, of course . I can be a perfectionist . I'm a little bit sadistic . I'm submissive and dominant >:] . I love to be happy all the damn time . I love that my birthmark is on my ass >8D . my fingers are crooked and apparently I hold my pencil wrong . I'm vary much NOT religious . I'm missing two molars, one on the top left row, one on the bottom right
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:iconliftyshiftyfan:
LiftyShiftyFan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DARTH VADOR!!
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ghost17814 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
haha i have the old one faved
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BioFox86 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice...where'd u get the gas mask?
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Asphyxiat0r Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009
I got it for my birthday a couple years ago so I'm not sure where exactly it's from~ xD;;
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BioFox86 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh...still pretty kewl
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tomboy016 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
Amazing!
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pocketpanda Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
you kinda look like my brother (who is quarter asian SO THAT EVEN FURTHERS YOUR LOOK, GOD.) in this.

pff but only around the eyes. TCH

♥ your face ;o;
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TechE Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
yeahhh knooww. whats witht he gas masks all the time. what if i want to see your face D:
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Asphyxiat0r Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
I'm sure I have plenty of pictures of my face in my gallery. :E

But I love gas masks. So there.
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TechE Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
Ahh
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